Mick Jagger, Dietary Fiber and the Chicken Dance
This VBT (Vague But True) as heard on BT (Bob and Tom) (and why did I put the full names in parens, that was just a waste of time) is about how difficult it seems for most men in airport bathrooms to have a non-verbal bowel movement. And getting older. And Mick Jagger's dance moves. And a Little League game. Honestly, this does all seem to work together into one commentary but that's just me.