Finally a way to make money off the internet-CNN in the buff
Call your brokers and tell them to get you back on the tech stock band wagon. For, I have seen the golden future of the internet and its name is Nakednews.com. What is Nakednews.com? CNN in the buff. And, finally a way to make money off the internet.
A friend of mine e-mailed me the other day and said to go immediately to a site he had just discovered called Nakednews.com. Who could say no to that? So, I pointed my browser and watched as an anchorwoman very professionally delivered the day's news. Then as her hands subtly gesticulated in a low-key Diane Sawyer manner she made a brief detour to undo a button on her jacket. More news, then another button. Then another. Casually she slipped out of her jacket. As she delivered a story on a train wreck in Belgium she was down to her bra and panties. And by the time she got to that hoof and mouth thing she was completely naked. Crashed F-15's, suicide bombers in the middle east all the news that's fit to print and it's done by Live Nude Girls.
Which is not to say Nakednews is a tawdry striptease. This was a very professional, journalistically-sound unveiling. I would go so far to say Nakednews has family values. One of the anchorwomen is 6 months pregnant and below the eyebrows as bald as a baby's butt. I am so enthused about this style of journalism were it not for my clothes I would be naked right now.
Nakednews.com is genius. It provides guys with the best excuse, ever. "Honey, I was just watching the news." "Boss, I was just watching the news!" "Mom, I was just watching a special on Macedonia. I'll eat dinner in my room again tonight."
This brilliant new news service (available for a monthly fee) is going to bring CNN to its knees. You watch Bernard Shaw is going to give the Full Monty treatment to the latest in the Middle East or Ted Turner will have to pull the plug.
I cannot tell you how proud I am to be an American right now. Sure the tech sector has taken a beating recently but you can't keep the U.S. economy/country down. Thanks to Nakednews.com not only is our tech sector going to take off again but in the future how many 14 year old boys with internet access are ever going to fail a current events quiz? God Bless America and God Bless Nakednews.com.