December 15, 2017

Time Bedore - Standing Up

Best of Vague But True Vol 2

The Animal Conspiracy CD

Fisherman Caught By Shark
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QUINT, Florida- A fisherman swam as quickly as he could after a 350 pound bull shark rammed into his kayak and tipped it over. After getting back on board Ben Chancey, who was searching for a goliath grouper when the shark took the bait, was towed all over the ocean as his friends hollered from other kayaks, trying to keep up."If you're in the water with them you're food," Chancey said. "It was the best moment of my life when I got back in that kayak." After towing Chancey for over an hour the bull shark tired and it was only at that point the fisherman felt safe letting this big fish go. "I paddled away and for the first time he wasn't interested in me anymore. Man, that was a good feeling."
Raccoon Rides Alligator
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KISSMEPEEPE, Florida- Rick Jones was enjoying an afternoon walk when suddenly he saw a raccoon riding an alligator across a swamp. Jones first thought was, "It's Florida, that's just weird enough to be normal here." Then Jones thought "I'd better get a picture of this otherwise everyone will think I started smoking pot again." And then Jones thought "I wonder if those two are up to something. I mean, when do animals work together like this? It really weirded me out."
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Green Worm Blows Up Vacation
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PENGHU, Taiwan- Wei Cheng Jian has fished the China Sea for years and has caught some odd creatures but the strange green pinked tongue blob he saw onshore recently is the all-time weirdest. The slithering strange green mass Jian shot video of and uploaded video to Facebook is probably a ribbon worm, or Nemertea. "The green blob shot its tongue out about two feet and people started screaming. One American woman passed out. Others tried to run but were paralyzed. It was like a horror film where girls scream but can't run from the monster and get caught. It was pretty cool. I had fun," said Jian.
Can a Bear Climb a Power Tower
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WOOD BUFFALO NATIONAL PARK, Canada- A group of bison hunters watched a bear climb a power transmission tower and raid a ravens' nest but while the bear found what it was looking for the humans did not. "We were in a clearcut, and glanced over and happened to see a black bear on its hind legs at the base of the tower and my first thought was- that bear's gonna climb the tower. I didn't really think that it could but it sure looked like that was what it wanted to do."
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