December 15, 2017

Time Bedore - Standing Up

Best of Vague But True Vol 2

The Animal Conspiracy CD

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Herd of Austrian Cows Kills German Hiker
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HOLSTEEN, Austria- Police say a herd of cows once again attacked a German hiker, this time killing the woman as she walked through their pasture. The cows were apparently riled by the sight of her leashed dog. The 45-year old victim was rushed by 20 cows and their calves and pushed up against a fence until she suffocated. Authorities refused to comment on why only German hikers seem to be raising the ire of Austrian cows.
"He's A Long Way From Ice"
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BERING, Alaska- Marine Biologist Shekter Lasse studies the effects of global warming on marine mammals. While it has been long thought polar bears might be the most endangered species Lasse now thinks they may learn to adapt to a non-polar habitat. "I was checking for levels of krill hundreds of kilometers away from any ice or polar bear range and there this guy was, scared the hell out of me. Maybe they will learn to live in the forest. It'll look weird at first to see white bears walking through trees but cool at the same time."
They Haven't Made The Crate That Can Hold Me, Yet
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FRESNO, California- After alienating her neighbors and several visits from the police Brenda Beck had to do something about her loud parrot named Sophie. "I was told to quiet her down, get rid of her or put her to sleep," said Beck. According to Beck when she lived in Los Angeles across a canyon from Connie Chung and her husband Maury Povich Sophie learned to mimic Chung yelling "Maury! Mauryyyyyyyyy! "They must have been newlyweds cuz' those two were at it all the time and Connie just bellowed his name and it echoed all over the canyon. We'd hear "Maury" and I'd say "Connie Chung" so now Sophie just screeches "Connie Chung... MAURYYYYYYY" all day long until I come home. I was hoping putting her in the dog crate would change things but Sophie figured a way out. I guess I need to move back to L.A.," said Beck.
"They Used To Let Us Ride Them"
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PETERSBURG, Kentucky- The Creation Museum doesn't claim to have unearthed a dinosaur wearing a saddle but they do think dinosaurs were once so nice humans used to ride them. "Then man turned from God and the dinosaurs would no longer give them rides. That's not a coincidence. God put animals on Earth to serve man as long as man served God. Today we might have cats doing the laundry if we would all walk in the way of the Lord," said museum publicity director James J. Morin. The museum's exhibit of a dinosaur with a saddle is a recreation meant to show mankind what could be if we achieve unconditional love from the Creator.
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