August 24, 2016

Time Bedore - Standing Up

Best of Vague But True Vol 2

The Animal Conspiracy CD

"That Penguin Hates Me"
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UNITED NATIONS CLIMATE STATION, Antartica- Climate scientist Betsy Kelly is a logical person by training and nature. "I'm a fact based thinker, always have been. And I am sure this one penguin hates me. Every time I am watching our remote camera (to observe penguin mating habits) this one bird just freaks out and screams at the lens. I know it can't know I am inside (the lab) watching but this one angry bird only does it on my shift. It's just weird. Unless the other observers are lying and saying it's only happening to me. That could be the case. We get a little desperate for fun down here," said Kelly.
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Mad Cow Loves To Lick
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POLONIA, Wisconsin- This isn't a story about mad cow disease. This is a story about a cow, named Betsy, that when mad licks the face of whatever or whomever made her mad. "I should turn her into burger, she is one pain in my butt," said owner Mike Zaksewski. "If she doesn't feel like being milked she licks me, my wife, my kids, it's gross. I grew up on a farm, not much gets to me, I have seen it all, but having cow saliva all up and down your face... that cow is going to be burger."
Sharks Vacation in California
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LAGUNA VISTA, California- Sharks exist in all oceans of the world but have never been much of a problem in Southern California waters. Until now that is. Swimmers have been bitten recently by adult great white sharks as well as other species and swarms of sharks are now commonly seen off Southern California's most popular beaches. "If swimmers could see what we see from the helicopter they'd never get out of the car," said Los Angeles County Lifeguard Patrol pilot Jimmy Morin. "When we fly up and down the beach we radio in Luca Brazzi conditions. They all are swimming with the fishes... the big ones."
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