September 20, 2014

Best of Vague But True

It's True, I'm not Making That Up

Best of Vague But True Vol 2

The Animal Conspiracy CD

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Run of the Weiners
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CANTERBURY, Minnesota- If the horses can't run there's always the Dachshunds. Canterbury Downes race track could not let race horses out on the track because of water on the back stretch but fans got to place bets on a different species heading for the wire-14 Dachshunds. "I am sure the novelty had something to do with it but we made good money that day. People love to bet on which Weiner is best," said track spokesman Dale Petersen.
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Cat Stands On Couch To Spy On Mailman
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SECAUCUS, New Jersey- Ludicrus the cat either hates the mailman or is anxiously awaiting the delivery of a package because every day around mail-time Ludicrus jumps up on the couch and stands there until the mail is delivered. "I tried to stop her for awhile but she is determined to stand there until the mail gets here, so I just gave in. But I gotta' believe it hurts her back," said owner Sue Wadel.
Sharks Deny Man Life Giving Internet
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MIAMI, Florida- Google is wrapping its fiber-optic cables in a Kevlar-like material, said Dan Belcher, product manager on the Google cloud team. Sharks have a "unique ability" to detect electromagnetic fields and believe that the cable is an animal," said George Burgess, director of the Florida Program for Shark Research. "No doubt the electromagnetic fields are highly attractive to these sharks," Burgess said. But others have other ideas. "Maybe this is all an excuse for lousy cable service," said Comcast internet customer Dirk Blachman.
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